“- Agent 36: You're a legend, 86. When I was studying well the Spy Academy I reviewed every one of your cases.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story?
- Agent 36: I think you're wonderful.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, you have heard my side of the story.”
Pamela Hensley - Agent 36
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Are you always so sure of yourself? It's nice. More people should be like that.”
Jack McDorman - Raymond

“I'm bigger, stronger, greater. I will win. I will conquer.”

Jürgen Prochnow - Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello