Jack Nicholson quotes
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
- From the movie: The Bucket List
“Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.”
“If it works, that's The Method.”
- From the movie: As Good As It Gets
I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence", and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Shining
“- Jack Torrance: I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Wendy Torrance: Stay away from me!
- Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in! Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!” “I only take viagra when I am with more than one woman.”
- From the movie: Anger Management
- From the movie: A Few Good Men
- La trovi in Career in Cinema
“The whole thing is to keep working and pretty soon they'll think you're good.”
- From the movie: The Departed
“You just can't trust a guy who acts like he's got nothing to lose.”
- From the movie: Wolf
“I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant.”
- From the movie: Hoffa
“If a guy's close to you, you can't slight 'im. You can't slight that guy. A real grievance can be resolved; differences can be resolved. But an imaginary hurt, a slight - that motherfucker gonna hate you 'til the day he dies.”
- From the movie: The Bucket List
“If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce.”
- From the movie: Reds
“You dream that if you discuss the revolution with a man before you go to bed with him, it'll be missionary work rather than sex.”
- From the movie: Anger Management
“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“- Melvin Udall: You make me want to be a better man.
- Carol Connelly: ...That's maybe the best compliment of my life.
- Melvin Udall: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.” - From the movie: Wolf
“You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Evening Star
“There she is, the evening star. She shines first, she shines brightest, and she shines longest.”
- From the movie: As Good As It Gets
- From the movie: The Shining
“- Jack Torrance: The most terrible nightmare I ever had. It's the most horrible dream I ever had.
- Wendy Torrance: It's okay, it's okay now. Really.
- Jack Torrance: I dreamed that I... that I killed you and Danny. But I didn't just kill ya. I cut you up in little pieces. Oh my God. I must be losing my mind.” - From the movie: Mars Attacks!
“Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.”
- From the movie: Something's Gotta Give
- From the movie: Hoffa
“Life's a negotiation, it's all give and take.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Marriage in Hollywood is like a nice hot bath. It's just not that hot any more. It cools off after a short while.”
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