Divorce quotes

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.”
Kyle Bornheimer - Ted

“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
Kelly Rowland

“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
Myrna Loy

“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
Djimon Hounsou

“There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!”

Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him.”
Robert De Niro - James Conway

- Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it". Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
- Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
- Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum... (continue)(continue reading)
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn

“- Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
- Eve Kendall: Why?
- Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.”
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill
Eva Marie Saint - Eve Kendall

“If you believe in romance, and if you believe in marriage, you also have to believe in divorce.”
Alex Borstein

“Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body.”
Alan Alda - Bert Spitz

“The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.”
Amy Poehler

“- Wang Ta: This is not China. This is a different world. And here a man has the right to choose his own wife.
- Wang Chi-Yang: And here he also has the right to get divorced every year and pick a new one.”
James Shigeta - Wang Ta
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
Eva Gabor

“When you love someone, I believe you should be unselfish enough to give them whatever they want.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“- Bob Campbell: I've asked my wife for a divorce... Did you hear me?
- Dian Fossey: I'm scared.
- Bob Campbell: You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell
Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”

Julie Andrews - Gru's Mom

“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Son, I've played sick, drunk, divorced, and on the run. Bad Blake hasn't missed a goddamn show in his whole fucking life.”

Jeff Bridges - Bad Blake

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Say it.
- Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Monogamy isn't realistic.”
Colin Quinn - Gordon
Devin Fabry - Nine Year Old Amy
Carla Oudin - Five Year Old Kim

“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato