“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Divorce quotes
171 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
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“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
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“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
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“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
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“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
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“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”
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“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!” -
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“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
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“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
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“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
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“- Granny: Did you talk to Marci?
- Del Spooner: No, G.G., I haven't talked to Marci.
- Granny: When I was coming up, we didn't just marry someone, then divorce them and then not talk to them.” -
“- Staff Sergeant William James: I had a girlfriend and, uh, she got pregnant, so we got married, and we got divorced... or, you know, I thought we got divorced. I mean, she's still living in the house and she says we're still together, so I... I don't know. Wha-what does... what does that make her? I don't know.
- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Dumb......” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”
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“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
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“- Dr. Lynn Denlon: What is it you want from me, Chris?
- Chris: A divorce.”
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“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...
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“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: He bought her this boat on their 14th wedding anniversary. They sailed her to Catalina. Sally flew home. I don't think Felix has been on her more than once or twice since then.
- Ben Coogan: No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Because he bought her a boat?
- Ben Coogan: Well, he's only been on her...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.”
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“The greater the pain the harder the recovery.”
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