Divorce quotes
192 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
- From the TV Series: Mindhunter
“When you're married, it's a contract. There's children, a mortgage, a house to keep up, almost like a business. Only you can't quit. She can't fire you. Stock goes up, stock goes down, doesn't matter, you're trapped. Unless you want to bring on the lawyers and open Pandora's box. Resentment builds on both sides. A thousand tiny cuts.”
- From the movie: Marriage Story
“Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.”
- From the movie: His Girl Friday
“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!” - La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
- From the movie: The War of the Roses
“- Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
- Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.” - From the movie: The War of the Roses
“There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!”
- From the movie: Goodfellas
“She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him.”
- From the movie: Coal Miner's Daughter
- Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it". Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
- Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
- Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum... (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
“You spent all that money on an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house and you're not allowed inside either one of them.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: 2 Broke Girls
“I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married.”
- From the movie: Perfect Strangers
“People should learn how to split up.”
- From the movie: Boyhood
“Mom-You know what I'm realising? My life is just going to go. Like that. This series of milestones. Getting married. Having kids. Getting divorced. The time that we thought you were dyslexic. When I taught you how to ride a bike. Getting divorced... again. Getting my masters degree. Finally getting the job I wanted. Sending Samantha off to...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Judy
- From the movie: Judy
“Sid Luft-You can’t turn up here at one o’clock in the morning and expect…
Judy Garland-I know they should be in bed, okay?! It just doesn’t always work that way. And it gets late because nobody wants to pay to see me at two in the afternoon. And I have to work, because they need things.
Sid Luft-They need an education, Judy. They need ten...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Money Heist
“Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are? Five times I believed in love.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“I don't see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.”
- From the movie: Love and Death
“I never want to marry, I just want to get divorced.”
- From the movie: North by Northwest
“- Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
- Eve Kendall: Why?
- Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.”
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