Divorce quotes
184 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
- From the movie: Marriage Story
“Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
- From the movie: The War of the Roses
“There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!”
- From the movie: Goodfellas
“She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him.”
- From the movie: Coal Miner's Daughter
- Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it". Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
- Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
- Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum... (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Mindhunter
“When you're married, it's a contract. There's children, a mortgage, a house to keep up, almost like a business. Only you can't quit. She can't fire you. Stock goes up, stock goes down, doesn't matter, you're trapped. Unless you want to bring on the lawyers and open Pandora's box. Resentment builds on both sides. A thousand tiny cuts.”
- From the TV Series: Money Heist
“Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are? Five times I believed in love.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“I don't see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.”
- From the movie: Love and Death
“I never want to marry, I just want to get divorced.”
- From the movie: North by Northwest
“- Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
- Eve Kendall: Why?
- Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.” - From the movie: Marriage Story
“Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
- From the movie: Flower Drum Song
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
- From the movie: Laws of Attraction
- From the movie: All the Money in the World
“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.” - From the movie: Gorillas in the Mist
- From the movie: Despicable Me 3
“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”
- From the movie: Polyester
“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!” - From the movie: Zathura
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