Divorce quotes

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
Kelly Rowland

“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
Myrna Loy

“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
Djimon Hounsou

“The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.”
Amy Poehler

“- Wang Ta: This is not China. This is a different world. And here a man has the right to choose his own wife.
- Wang Chi-Yang: And here he also has the right to get divorced every year and pick a new one.”
James Shigeta - Wang Ta
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
Eva Gabor

“When you love someone, I believe you should be unselfish enough to give them whatever they want.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“- Bob Campbell: I've asked my wife for a divorce... Did you hear me?
- Dian Fossey: I'm scared.
- Bob Campbell: You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell
Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”

Julie Andrews - Gru's Mom

“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Son, I've played sick, drunk, divorced, and on the run. Bad Blake hasn't missed a goddamn show in his whole fucking life.”

Jeff Bridges - Bad Blake

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Say it.
- Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Monogamy isn't realistic.”
Colin Quinn - Gordon
Devin Fabry - Nine Year Old Amy
Carla Oudin - Five Year Old Kim

“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
- Brenner: Good.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill

“- Granny: Did you talk to Marci?
- Del Spooner: No, G.G., I haven't talked to Marci.
- Granny: When I was coming up, we didn't just marry someone, then divorce them and then not talk to them.”

Adrian Ricard - Granny
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“- Staff Sergeant William James: I had a girlfriend and, uh, she got pregnant, so we got married, and we got divorced... or, you know, I thought we got divorced. I mean, she's still living in the house and she says we're still together, so I... I don't know. Wha-what does... what does that make her? I don't know.
- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Dumb......” (continue) (continue reading)
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James
Anthony Mackie - Sergeant JT Sanborn

“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”
Cary Grant

“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Steve Guttenberg - Michael
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Dr. Lynn Denlon: What is it you want from me, Chris?
- Chris: A divorce.”
Bahar Soomekh - Dr. Lynn Denlon
Alan Van Sprang - Chris

“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...
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Peter O'Toole