“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Divorce quotes
173 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
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“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
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“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
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“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
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“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
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“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
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“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”
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“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!” -
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“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
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“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
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“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
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“- Granny: Did you talk to Marci?
- Del Spooner: No, G.G., I haven't talked to Marci.
- Granny: When I was coming up, we didn't just marry someone, then divorce them and then not talk to them.” -
“- Staff Sergeant William James: I had a girlfriend and, uh, she got pregnant, so we got married, and we got divorced... or, you know, I thought we got divorced. I mean, she's still living in the house and she says we're still together, so I... I don't know. Wha-what does... what does that make her? I don't know.
- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Dumb......” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”
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“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
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“- Dr. Lynn Denlon: What is it you want from me, Chris?
- Chris: A divorce.”
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“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...
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“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: He bought her this boat on their 14th wedding anniversary. They sailed her to Catalina. Sally flew home. I don't think Felix has been on her more than once or twice since then.
- Ben Coogan: No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Because he bought her a boat?
- Ben Coogan: Well, he's only been on her...” (continue) (continue reading)
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