- Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.
- Virus: Well, it's not funny. It's cheating.
- Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms.
- Virus: Whatever.
- Jimmy: "Whatever". Good response; I guess you win.
David Pasquesi - Jimmy
Mitch Rouse - Virus

“These Wall Street guys, you see what they did to this country? They stole from everybody. Hard working people lost everything, and not one of these douchebags went to jail.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”
Jeremy Irons - John Tuld

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields - Cuthbert J. Twillie