- Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.
- Virus: Well, it's not funny. It's cheating.
- Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms.
- Virus: Whatever.
- Jimmy: "Whatever". Good response; I guess you win.
David Pasquesi - Jimmy
Mitch Rouse - Virus

“These Wall Street guys, you see what they did to this country? They stole from everybody. Hard working people lost everything, and not one of these douchebags went to jail.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”
Jeremy Irons - John Tuld

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace