“Look who I'm taking to. Dracula's life coach. No wonder you're alone.”

Jason Statham - Lee Christmas

“- Mrs. Boyle: Leaving him alone again, I see.
- Rachel: Sticking your sweet face in everybody's business again, I see.”
Annabelle Weenick - Mrs. Boyle
Ruby Dee - Rachel

“First, my friends are too busy to hang out with me... And now, I'm too busy to hang out with me.”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“Well, Papa, if losing a case depresses you so, why don't you quit practicing law and go into another line of business?”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?”

Corey Haim - Lucas