“- Sgt. L.C. Ross: Everybody up! Everybody, Benjamin!
- Judy Benjamin: Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift! Go check out the bathroom, it's fabulous.”
Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin

“- Orville: Philo... Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him.
- Philo Beddoe: Great. Clyde? Scrap the Merc.”
Geoffrey Lewis - Orville
Clint Eastwood - Philo Beddoe

“Your orders are to facilitate the job of this scientific team! This is a civilian team, and we don't have to be subjected to your tyranny.”

John Amplas - Fisher

“- 1st Officer Petersen: The lifeboats will hold almost a third of the passengers.
- Sir Bruce Ismay: I order you to secure a lifeboat for me immediately.”

Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen
Ernst Fritz Fürbringer - Sir Bruce Ismay

“- Marie: I'm afraid of that gorilla!
- Ray Gorman: He won't hurt you - not after she's told him not to.
- Marie: And suppose she tells him different... what then?
- Ray Gorman: He'd tear you to pieces.”

Fifi D'Orsay - Marie
Buster Crabbe - Ray Gorman