“- Inspector Jacques Clouseau: At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
- Simone Clouseau: It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.”
Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Capucine - Simone Clouseau

“When it comes to money, whether it's finding it or losing it, you just got to remember how much of it is just luck.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig

“Haven't you ever heard of making your own luck?”

Hilary Duff - Teresa "Terri" Fletcher

“- Mr. Lucky: I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pass my lucky streak on to you.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: A two dollar bill?
- Mr. Lucky: Hey, that's what I started with.”
Dick Miller - Mr. Lucky
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“- Chong: How much money do we have now?
- Cheech: All together?
- Chong: Yeah, all together.
- Cheech: Let's see, mmm... uh, oh man! We have 17 million dollars!
- Chong: Really?
- Cheech: Oh, wait, well... 17 and something. Who cares, we're rich, man.”
Tommy Chong - Chong
Cheech Marin - Cheech