“- Simone Clouseau: If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.
- Princess Dala: It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.
- Sir Charles Lytton: Why should you?
- Princess Dala: When the present government seized power, they claimed...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Inspector Jacques Clouseau: At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
- Simone Clouseau: It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.”
“Every time I get in front of a camera, I think of it as an attractive man I am meeting for the first time. I find him demanding and aloof -- so I must do all in my power to interest him.”
“Men look at me like I'm a suspicious-looking trunk, and they're customs agents.”