“Why even the Declaration of Independence only guaranties life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It doesn't say anything about fair. Doesn't even say you have the right to be happy. Just to pursue it.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee

“I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.”
Richard Dimitri - Roman Troy Moronie

“Yeah, happy endings are very American.”
Samuel Arnold - Julien

“May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“It is a thousand candles that will burn for every bravesoldier that marches to the steps of the drums of liberty, so that tyranny will never trample the spirit of freedom in the hearts of men, throughout a world thrown into darkness and despair.”
Louise Fletcher - Marlene DuChard