“This is how I like my men: wet and naked.”

Rebecca De Mornay - Dr. Sarah Taylor

“- Bliss: You're lucky, MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
- Ike: Really?
- Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.
- Ike: I am?
- Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
- Ike: I know. Wow!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“- Laura Kensington: I have a strawberry birthmark on my thigh. Want to see it?
- C.W. Briggs: Sure, when can I take the full tour?”
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“- CW Briggs: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
- Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
- CW Briggs: I used to date the six of spades.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington

“I'm not wearing any underwear.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin