“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than the Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“Poison is a woman's weapon.”
Steven Geray - Dr. Retling

“- Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
- Mahoney: I look for the same in a woman.”
David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney