Poison quotes

“- Mortimer Brewster: How can I believe you? There are twelve men down in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.
- Abby Brewster: Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib.”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster
Josephine Hull - Abby Brewster

“The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!”
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy

“Poison is a woman’s weapon. Men prefer Steel.”
Rory McCann - Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane

“I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“- Rick: Those are poisonous, you know!
- Evelyn: Only if they bite you.”

Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Killer Joe Cooper: Tuna casserole! May I serve?
- Dottie Smith: How are you gonna kill my mama?
- Killer Joe Cooper: That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
- Dottie Smith: Unless you poison her.”
Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe Cooper
Juno Temple - Dottie Smith

“- Rob: They gave us a trick question in medical school. What's the only liquid in the world that isn't wet?
- Maggie: What was the answer?
- Rob: Mercury.”
Robert Foxworth - Rob
Talia Shire - Maggie

“- Sally Owens: We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
- Gilly Owens: What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“That jealousy - it's poison.”
Shirley MacLaine - Deedee

“- Viper: I'm sorry, I wish I could say more, but I was hired in part for my discretion.
- Logan: I'm sure you were.
- Viper: That and a certain talent for combining biochemistry and metaphysics. High-grade toxins are my specialty. It helps to be genetically immune to every poison known to man, as I am. And immune to the toxin that is man himself...” (continue)(continue reading)
Svetlana Khodchenkova - Viper
Hugh Jackman - Logan

“- Idi Amin: You dare try to poison me? After everything I gave you? I am Idi Amin! President-for-life and ruler of Uganda. I am the father of Africa.
- Nicholas Garrigan: You're a child. You have the mind and ego of an angry, spoiled, uneducated child. And that's what makes you so fucking scary.”
Forest Whitaker - Idi Amin
James McAvoy - Nicholas Garrigan

“- Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
- Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?
- Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
- Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
Geraldine James - Mrs. Hudson

“- Doralee Rhodes: But it really was a mistake, Mr. Hart, Violet put the poison in strictly by accident!
- Franklin Hart, Jr.: Oh really? Well, she might be able to get a jury to believe that; then again, she might not. But I think the real question here is whether or not you want to take that chance.
- Doralee Rhodes: Just what are you driving...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Dabney Coleman - Franklin Hart, Jr.

“- Willie Scott: What's that?
- Lao Che: Antidote.
- Indiana Jones: To what?
- Lao Che: The poison you just drank.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Roy Chiao - Lao Che
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“It's always got to be smashing and crashing. Nobody poisons anymore.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.”

Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terroristattack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Ruck - Principal

“- Calvin: Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore.
- Adam: Adult bookstore. Why?
- Calvin: Poison gas. Invisible.”
Christopher Walken - Calvin
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Sherlock Holmes: It's quite infamous in the region of Turkey bordering the Black Sea for its ability to induce an apparently mortal paralysis. Enough to deceive even a medical mind as tenacious and well-trained as yours. It's known locally as...
- Mary Morstan: [noticing] What's wrong with Gladstone?
- Sherlock Holmes: Mad honey disease. Oh,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
Kelly Reilly - Mary Morstan

“- Gary Hallet: Some people also use it as a poison.
- Sally Owens: Which people?
- Gary Hallet: Witch people.”

Aidan Quinn - Gary Hallet
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“I baked a pie full of rat poison. I though I could eat it, you know, without being suspicious. My nana, who is 86... she really likes sweets. She had three pieces.”
Leah Straatsma - Rannie

“We've just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poisinous gas. It will kill everybody.”
Billy Gilbert - Herring

“- Michael Burgess: Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV?
- Cecelia Burgess: I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them.”
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess
Lillian Gish - Cecelia Burgess