“Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol” quotes

(1987)
Movie Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Title Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Year 1987
Director Jim Drake
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Commander Lassard wants to prevent crime training citizens, so his team of policemen led by Sergeant Carey Mahoney takes care of about twenty people. With his "special program" Lassard hopes to do a fine figure at the meeting of the police forces. On one hand, the students are very clumpsy and cause involuntary many troubles, on the other hand Captain Harris prevents many initiatives. The day of the meeting, Mahoney himself causes a masse escape and to recapture the fugitives there's a general mobilization, but the students demonstrate to be ready. Lassard is satisfied and, in his opinion, the "special program" is a great success.
All actors – Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Tim Kazurinsky, Sharon Stone, Leslie Easterbrook, Marion Ramsey, Lance Kinsey, G.W. Bailey, Bobcat Goldthwait, George Gaynes
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  • “- Zed: Mickey! He's dead! He killed him!
    - Laura: I'm sure the academy will pay for it.
    - Zed: No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy.”

    Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
    Corinne Bohrer - Laura
  • “- Captain Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?
    - Proctor: No sir what?
    - Captain Harris: Collection Of Pissants.”

    G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
    Lance Kinsey - Proctor
    [Tag:meaning, police, words]
  • “Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!”

    G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
  • “- Zed: People just don't understand me.
    - Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
    - Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?”

    Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
    Corinne Bohrer - Laura
  • “- Commandant Lassard: What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
    - Tackleberry: Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir.
    - Callahan: Separate locker rooms, sir.
    - Mahoney: Icky blue uniforms.”

    George Gaynes - Eric Lassard
    David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry
    Leslie Easterbrook - Debbie Callahan
    Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
    [Tag:dislike, like, police]
  • “- Hightower: If I could reach into the belly of a yak and rip out its heart...
    - Kyle: That would bring him back to life?
    - Hightower: No, man. I'm hungry!”

    Bubba Smith - Moses Hightower
    David Spade - Kyle
    [Tag:animals, hunger]
  • “- Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
    - Mahoney: I look for the same in a woman.”

    David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry
    Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
    [Tag:weapons, women]
  • “Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.”
    Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
    [Tag:cars, songs]
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