“You ain't shit. You’re just like your daddy. You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.”
Tyra Ferrell - Mrs. Baker

“I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”
Cloris Leachman - Great Gam Gam

“War starts at midnight!”

Roger Livesey - Clive Candy

“- Mortimer Brewster: Wait outside.
- Dr. Gilchrist: But it's Halloween!
- Mortimer Brewster: Don't worry about Halloween. The pixies won't be out till after midnight”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster
Chester Clute - Dr. Gilchrist

“- Ben Mears: You're a vampire hunter now.
- Dr. James Cody: We'll be home by midnight?
- Ben Mears: No, that's Cinderella.”
Rob Lowe - Ben Mears
Robert Mammone - Dr. James Cody