“One always picks the easy fight. One praises fools, one smothers light. One shifts from left to right. Politics - the art of the possible.”
Antonio Banderas - Ché

“- David Carlton: Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
- Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
- David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
- Ali G: Yes.”
Charles Dance - David Carlton
Sacha Baron Cohen - Ali G

“A limp goes a long way in politics.”
Harris Yulin - Al Cross

“What President wants to be in office when it comes crashing down around him?”
Arliss Howard - John C. Calhoun

“Politics is the art of postponing a decision until it is no longer relevant.”
Terrence Howard - Colonel A.J. Bullard