“They're the wrong things that seem right at the time... but... uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things... may be right at the wrong time, or vice versa.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Astrologer: But she loves the blind man.
- Jaffar: Do you call the lisping of two children in the garden love? Love she has yet to learn and I have yet to teach her.”

Hay Petrie - Astrologer
Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Trouble like first love - teaches many lessons.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell