“- Agent H: What do you think? Press the red button? I think it’s hyperdrive.
- Agent M: No, no, no. I think hyperdrive is blue.
- Agent H: Well, you know, sometimes you have to trust your gut.
- Agent M: My gut, not yours!”
Chris Hemsworth - Agent H
Tessa Thompson - Agent M

“- Larry: I'm trusting you guys, alright? And if you don't do what I say, you'll end up like your little buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up. Take a look. Do they look happy?
- Jedediah: No. They look sad.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley
Owen Wilson - Jedediah

“- Danny Wallace: How do I know I can trust you?
- Nick Chen: You don't.”
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen

“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
John Turturro - Jesus Quintana
Jeff Bridges - The Dude