Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, I didn't know you can dance.
- Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay.
- Allen Gamble: You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
- Terry Hoitz: Yeah, I guess.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Izabella: Your daughter, what would you say to her?
- Cade Yeager: Brush your teeth, work hard, stay away from any boy in a band. Especially a drummer.”
Isabela Moner - Izabella
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“- John: That's great! I mean, just like Sam L. Jackson.
- Samantha Jackson: Who is that?
- Ted: You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.”

Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett
Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“The only thing worth doing is the impossible. Everything else is gray.”
Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett

“- Elliot Moore: If we're going to die, I want you to know something. I was in the pharmacy a while ago. There was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter. Really good-looking. I went up and asked her where the cough syrup was. I didn't even have a cough, and I almost bought it. I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“- Michael Sandor: Somehow the villagers didn't think that an oil pipeline was a good enough reason to move their village to a place where the spirit gods didn't exist.
- Bob Lee Swagger: They asked them all nicely to move, and they didn't, so they just killed them all?
- Michael Sandor: No, they didn't ask. They just killed them. All. So the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rade Serbedzija - Michael Sandor
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.”
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace

“What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler

“- Mrs. Fernandez: Things that matter are hard.
- Pete: Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.”
Rosemary Dominguez - Mrs. Fernandez
Mark Wahlberg - Pete

“I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.”
Mark Wahlberg - Lewis Bartholamew

“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“- Optimus Prime: I fight for my own kind! My own planet!
- Cade Yeager: We can fight together!”
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

- Elliot Moore: Do you remember our first date? You were so quiet.
- Alma Moore: You bought me the mood ring.
- Elliot Moore: It turned purple when you wore it.
- Alma Moore: Then you said "that means you're in love".
- Elliot Moore: Got you to talk, didn't it?
- Alma Moore: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it... (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Cade Yeager: What are you doing?
- Jimmy: Dying!
- Cade Yeager: It was a bean bag!
- Jimmy: A bean bag? I felt it go through me!”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
Jerrod Carmichael - Jimmy

“- Captain Said: What make you decide to tell me about Crystal, my main man?
- Troy Barlow: Because we're both fathers.
- Captain Said: I'm not father no more, you remember? My son is dead now. Can you think how would feel inside your heart if I bombed your daughter?
- Troy Barlow: Worse than death.
- Captain Said: That's right. Worse than death.”

Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Fletcher Chase: I mean, what would it take for you to feel secure?
- J. Paul Getty: More.”
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“- Samantha Jackson: Alright, I've got 'Dred Scott v. Sandford', 'Plessy v. Ferguson', and 'Brown v. The Board of Education'.
- John: I got 'Kramer vs. Kramer', 'Alien vs. Predator', and 'Freddy vs. Jason'.”

Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“- Santos: Where are the others? Where are you hiding them?
- Cade Yeager: I don't sell out friends.”
Santiago Cabrera - Santos
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“Something's coming... you can't shoot your way out of it.”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: What's it called when you do something to somebody and they hate it? And somebody else doing the same to you and you hate it too?
- Mats: I suppose some might call it "poetic justice”.
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Timothy Spall - Mats

“- Sir Edmund Burton: Miss Vivian Wembley: Master of History, Oxford; Doctor of Philosophy, also Oxford; and Doctor of Letters, Oxford again, I think. Anything else? Anyway, meet Cade.
- Cade Yeager: ...Yeager. Cade Yeager. I'm an inventor.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Sir Edmund Burton
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“- Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
- Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.”
Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett
Michael Kenneth Williams - Neville Baraka

“- Hal: What would you rather be, a bear or a dog?
- Terry Hoitz: I don't care.
- Hal: I would rather be a bear-dog, half bear, half dog. Because that way I would live in the house, but I still get to make a doodie in the woods!”
Brett Gelman - Hal
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Vivian Wembley: If my dress bothers you, I can take it off.
- Cade Yeager: Sure!”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager