Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

“- Izabella: Your daughter, what would you say to her?
- Cade Yeager: Brush your teeth, work hard, stay away from any boy in a band. Especially a drummer.”
Isabela Moner - Izabella
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, I didn't know you can dance.
- Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay.
- Allen Gamble: You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
- Terry Hoitz: Yeah, I guess.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.”
Mark Wahlberg - Lewis Bartholamew

“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“- Optimus Prime: I fight for my own kind! My own planet!
- Cade Yeager: We can fight together!”
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

- Elliot Moore: Do you remember our first date? You were so quiet.
- Alma Moore: You bought me the mood ring.
- Elliot Moore: It turned purple when you wore it.
- Alma Moore: Then you said "that means you're in love".
- Elliot Moore: Got you to talk, didn't it?
- Alma Moore: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it... (continue) (continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Cade Yeager: What are you doing?
- Jimmy: Dying!
- Cade Yeager: It was a bean bag!
- Jimmy: A bean bag? I felt it go through me!”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
Jerrod Carmichael - Jimmy

“- Captain Said: What make you decide to tell me about Crystal, my main man?
- Troy Barlow: Because we're both fathers.
- Captain Said: I'm not father no more, you remember? My son is dead now. Can you think how would feel inside your heart if I bombed your daughter?
- Troy Barlow: Worse than death.
- Captain Said: That's right. Worse than death.”

Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Fletcher Chase: I mean, what would it take for you to feel secure?
- J. Paul Getty: More.”
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“- Samantha Jackson: Alright, I've got 'Dred Scott v. Sandford', 'Plessy v. Ferguson', and 'Brown v. The Board of Education'.
- John: I got 'Kramer vs. Kramer', 'Alien vs. Predator', and 'Freddy vs. Jason'.”

Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“- Santos: Where are the others? Where are you hiding them?
- Cade Yeager: I don't sell out friends.”
Santiago Cabrera - Santos
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“Something's coming... you can't shoot your way out of it.”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: What's it called when you do something to somebody and they hate it? And somebody else doing the same to you and you hate it too?
- Mats: I suppose some might call it "poetic justice”.
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Timothy Spall - Mats

“- Sir Edmund Burton: Miss Vivian Wembley: Master of History, Oxford; Doctor of Philosophy, also Oxford; and Doctor of Letters, Oxford again, I think. Anything else? Anyway, meet Cade.
- Cade Yeager: ...Yeager. Cade Yeager. I'm an inventor.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Sir Edmund Burton
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“- Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
- Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.”
Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett
Michael Kenneth Williams - Neville Baraka

“- Hal: What would you rather be, a bear or a dog?
- Terry Hoitz: I don't care.
- Hal: I would rather be a bear-dog, half bear, half dog. Because that way I would live in the house, but I still get to make a doodie in the woods!”
Brett Gelman - Hal
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Vivian Wembley: If my dress bothers you, I can take it off.
- Cade Yeager: Sure!”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.”

Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker

“- Louis Dobbler: You can kill him from that far away?
- Bob Lee Swagger: At a mile and a half the bullet's gonna strike with more energy than a .44 magnum, point blank. Yeah, I think you can kill him.”
Jonathan Walker - Louis Dobbler
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“I want unlimited things. I want everything. A real love. A real house. A real thing to do every day. I'd rather die, if I don't get it.”
Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett

“- Gail Harris: You carry a gun, Mr. Chase?
- Fletcher Chase: I never bother, it ruins the lines of your suit.”
Michelle Williams - Gail Harris
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“Okay, I was going to tell you, okay? There was this guy Joey. His name is Joey; he's at work. We went out and we had dessert; I went out and had dessert with him when I told you I worked late and I didn't work late and I'm feeling really guilty in case we're gonna die. I just wanted you to know that.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Comic: So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?
- Ted: 9/11!
- Comic: Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.
-John: Robin Williams!
- Comic: Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?
- Ted: Robin Williams on 9/11!”
Steve Callaghan - Comic
Seth MacFarlane - Ted
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“We just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off - you're ready to be a parent.”

Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett