Owen Wilson movie quotes

“- Cruz Ramirez: [exits Mack] Ask me if I dreamed of being a trainer, Mr. McQueen, go ahead! Ask me if I got up in the dark to run laps before school every day! Ask me if I saved every penny to buy a ticket to the races when they came to town. Ask me if I did that so that I could be a trainer someday, ask me!
- Lightning McQueen: Did y - ?
- Cruz...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Jack: Annie, listen to me. Over there we have a chance.
- Annie: Over there, we don't know what's over there. They could be the same kind of people over there.
- Jack: All I know is we gotta keep putting 10 steps between us and them.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Lake Bell - Annie Dwyer

“We're friends. But it's the type of friendship where if you're in trouble, I probably won't be there for you. Just like I wouldn't expect you to be there for me.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“The racing is the reward, not the stuff!”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Stackhouse: O'Malley told me you dropped your letter, he's bullshitting me, right?
- Burnett: Nope, he's telling the truth.
- Stackhouse: Oh, so you're gonna break up the band? That's good. Listen, Chris, I thought you were kidding about getting out. Are you telling me I gotta find another navigator? Is that the deal?
- Burnett: I can't do it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gabriel Macht - Stackhouse
Owen Wilson - Burnett

- Huggy Bear: Someone once said: “to err is human, to forgive divine”.
- Ken Hutchinson: Tch. What idiot said that?
- Huggy Bear: I believe that was God, the greatest mack of all.
Snoop Dogg - Huggy Bear
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- David Ghantt: What should I call you, sir?
- Steve: Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.
- David Ghantt: Geppetto?
- Steve: Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.
- David Ghantt: I think he means Stromboli.
- Steve: What did you call me?
- David Ghantt: Nothin'. I just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
Owen Wilson - Steve

“People have a deep distrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator? Or 2? Or 3? Or 4?”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“They gotta learn that presents don't just show up under a Christmas tree. I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn seventeen million dollars. They wouldn't even know where to begin.”

Owen Wilson - Steve

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.

Owen Wilson - Hansel

“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?”

Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley

“- Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
- Indian Wife: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Brandon Merrill - Indian Wife

“- Valentina: Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol, Global Fashion Division. I need your help.
- Hansel: She’s hot. I trust her.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Dana: So, let me establish, you are in fact asking me out on a date?
- Nick Campbell: Yes. And I figure I'm such a mountain of mistakes that going out with me just once this evening will be like packing 10 years of bad experience into, ya know, one night.”
Rose Byrne - Dana
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.”

Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Lightning McQueen: Who's Hamilton?
- Cruz Ramirez: My electronic personal assistant. You know, like on your phone. You have a phone, don't you?
- Lightning McQueen: ...Race cars don't have phones, Cruz.”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez

“Have a little faith in people.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“Is your mother hot? I just want to know if you two look like mother/daughter.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Geoff Mille: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he is All.
- Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
- All: All is all.
- Hansel: Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?”
Beck Bennett - Geoff Mille
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. But the minute you shut that gate, I'll jump the fence and you'll never see me again.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Hammond: Welcome to Asia. You're going to love it here.
- Jack: I'm just here for work.”
Pierce Brosnan - Hammond
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer

“I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Cruz Ramirez: Can I ask you something? What was it like for you, when you showed up to your first race? How did you know you could do it?
- Lightning McQueen: I don't know, I... I just never thought I couldn't.
- Cruz Ramirez: I wish I knew what that felt like. Good luck, Mr. McQueen.”
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen