Owen Wilson movie quotes

“- Cruz Ramirez: [exits Mack] Ask me if I dreamed of being a trainer, Mr. McQueen, go ahead! Ask me if I got up in the dark to run laps before school every day! Ask me if I saved every penny to buy a ticket to the races when they came to town. Ask me if I did that so that I could be a trainer someday, ask me!
- Lightning McQueen: Did y - ?
- Cruz...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Jack: Annie, listen to me. Over there we have a chance.
- Annie: Over there, we don't know what's over there. They could be the same kind of people over there.
- Jack: All I know is we gotta keep putting 10 steps between us and them.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Lake Bell - Annie Dwyer

“A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?”
Owen Wilson - John

“Isabel-Ignore her. She’s not real.
Greg-She feels real.”

Salma Hayek - Isabel
Owen Wilson - Greg

“Isabel-Most people say, ignorance is bliss. But I say, you have to experience the good to appreciate the bad.
Greg-You know, it's the other way around.
Isabel-Exactly.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel
Owen Wilson - Greg

“I have a picture in my head of a place. I don’t know if it’s real. But it has a feeling, and the feeling is real.”
Owen Wilson - Greg

“We're friends. But it's the type of friendship where if you're in trouble, I probably won't be there for you. Just like I wouldn't expect you to be there for me.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“The racing is the reward, not the stuff!”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Stackhouse: O'Malley told me you dropped your letter, he's bullshitting me, right?
- Burnett: Nope, he's telling the truth.
- Stackhouse: Oh, so you're gonna break up the band? That's good. Listen, Chris, I thought you were kidding about getting out. Are you telling me I gotta find another navigator? Is that the deal?
- Burnett: I can't do it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gabriel Macht - Stackhouse
Owen Wilson - Burnett

- Huggy Bear: Someone once said: “to err is human, to forgive divine”.
- Ken Hutchinson: Tch. What idiot said that?
- Huggy Bear: I believe that was God, the greatest mack of all.
Snoop Dogg - Huggy Bear
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- David Ghantt: What should I call you, sir?
- Steve: Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.
- David Ghantt: Geppetto?
- Steve: Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.
- David Ghantt: I think he means Stromboli.
- Steve: What did you call me?
- David Ghantt: Nothin'. I just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
Owen Wilson - Steve

“People have a deep distrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator? Or 2? Or 3? Or 4?”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“They gotta learn that presents don't just show up under a Christmas tree. I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn seventeen million dollars. They wouldn't even know where to begin.”

Owen Wilson - Steve

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.

Owen Wilson - Hansel

“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?”

Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley

“- Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
- Indian Wife: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Brandon Merrill - Indian Wife

“- Valentina: Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol, Global Fashion Division. I need your help.
- Hansel: She’s hot. I trust her.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Dana: So, let me establish, you are in fact asking me out on a date?
- Nick Campbell: Yes. And I figure I'm such a mountain of mistakes that going out with me just once this evening will be like packing 10 years of bad experience into, ya know, one night.”
Rose Byrne - Dana
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.”

Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Lightning McQueen: Who's Hamilton?
- Cruz Ramirez: My electronic personal assistant. You know, like on your phone. You have a phone, don't you?
- Lightning McQueen: ...Race cars don't have phones, Cruz.”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez

“Have a little faith in people.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“Is your mother hot? I just want to know if you two look like mother/daughter.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Geoff Mille: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he is All.
- Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
- All: All is all.
- Hansel: Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?”
Beck Bennett - Geoff Mille
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel