“- Herbie Brown: She'll have to wait for me!
- Slicker Smith: Why should she wait for you?
- Herbie Brown: I was nice enough to wait for her!”

Lou Costello - Herbie Brown
Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- Dolores: I can't wait till next Thursday.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Today is Monday.
- Dolores: I know, but my headache should be gone by then.”
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.”
Liz Taylor

“Patience leads to knowledge.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“British tenacity with Chinese patience like royal flush in poker game - unbeatable.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan