“- Harry Burns: Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
- Sally Albright: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
- Harry Burns: Which part?
- Sally Albright: What I'm wearing.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Harkin: What happens now?
- Sylvia Fonda: First we take off our clothes and then we fuck our brains out.”
Patrick Houser - Harkin
Shannon Tweed - Sylvia Fonda

“Hello? I'm opening the door, if you want to stop what you're doing and put your clothes on!”

Susan Blanchard - Kelly

“- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
- Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“Rip my bra off like your ripping open your Social Security Check!”
Aubrey Plaza - Lenore