“Wayne's World 2” quotes

(1993)
Plot – Wayne and Garth, after the high school graduation, continue their activities as tv operator and musician. Wayne, during an emotional crisis, is saved by the vision of a Native American, who lets him meet Jim Morrison. He suggests him to organize a big rock concert, so Wayne arranges it together with his friend. The plot is a sort of Woodstock parody and all that concerns the 1960s.
All actors – Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Christopher Walken, Tia Carrere, Chris Farley, Ralph Brown, James Hong, Rip Taylor, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton, Joey Kramer, Lee Tergesen, Dan Bell, Richard Epper, Jenny McShane, Duke Valenti, Benny Graham, Gavin Grazer, Googy Gress, Heather Locklear, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, Larry Sellers, Michael A. Nickles, Joe Liss, Bobby Slayton, George Foster, Paul Raczkowski, Frank DiLeo, Sydney Coberly, Kevin Pollak, Olivia d'Abo, Kim Basinger, Ron Litman, Matthew Kenna, Sean Michael Guess, Drew Barrymore, Harry Shearer, Ted McGinley, Tim Meadows, Scott Coffey, Lance Edwards, Jay Leno, Al Hansen, Charlton Heston, Bob Larkin, Ed O'Neill, James Downey, Jaime H. Campos, Carlo Corazon, Priscilla Cory, Ryal Haakenson, Nash Kato, Bob Pepper, 'Diamond' Tim Pleshaw, Stevie Rachelle, Gina Roland, Stephen Surjik, Shawn Wilson
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  • “- Garth Algar: Good morning, Darling! I trust you slept well? I hope I wasn't too much of an animal?
    - Honey Horne: Come. Hold me.
    - Garth Algar: You know I will.”

    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
    [Tag:sex, sleeping]
  • “I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.”
    Chris Farley - Milton
  • “- Bobby Cahn: Why do you hang around with these guys?
    - Cassandra Wong: Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.
    - Bobby Cahn: You mean a dime a dozen.
    - Cassandra Wong: Maybe where you shop.”

    Christopher Walken - Bobby Cahn
    Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong
  • “- Wayne Campbell: You're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?
    - Milton: Cause I've got no place else to go!”

    Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
    Chris Farley - Milton
    [Tag:character, worth]
  • “- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
    - Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”

    Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    [Tag:clothes, need, sex]
  • “- Wayne Campbell: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!
    - Garth Algar: Wow, what a shitty circus.
    - Wayne Campbell: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!”

    Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    [Tag:animals, london]
  • “In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.”

    Ralph Brown - Del Preston
  • So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

    Ed O'Neill - Glenn
    [Tag:amusement, folly, need]
  • “- Garth Algar: How can you sleep like that?
    - Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.”

    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    Ralph Brown - Del Preston
    [Tag:sleeping]
  • “- Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.
    - Garth Algar: Ok. Can I still be Garth?”

    Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    [Tag:name, sincerity]
  • “Wayne, you know, I don't think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore.”

    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
  • “- Honey Horne: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?
    - Garth Algar: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

    Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    [Tag:date, dinner]
  • “- Jerry Segel: It's my eye, isn't it.
    - Garth Algar: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that weird eye?
    - Jerry Segel: There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about...” (continue)
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    Kevin Pollak - Jerry Segel
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
    [Tag:desire, eyes, sight]
  • “- Wayne Campbell: Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?
    - Jim Morrison: Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun.”

    Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
    Michael A. Nickles - Jim Morrison
  • “It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this.”

    Ralph Brown - Del Preston
  • “- Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
    - Garth Algar: You were at Woodstock?
    - Wayne Campbell: Excellent! What was it like?
    - Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.”

    Ralph Brown - Del Preston
    Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
    Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
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