“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

Brooke Shields

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
George Burns

“Glenn Ford decided I should learn to smoke a cigar. I did and threw up. Then he put my cowboy hat under his horse to 'christen it'.”
Shirley MacLaine On Glenn Ford

“I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.”
John Candy

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello