- Medieval Times Waitress: There were no utensils in Medieval times, hence there are no utensils at "Medieval Times". Now, would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
- Steven M. Kovacs: There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?
- Medieval Times Waitress: Dude, I've got a lot of tables.

Janeane Garofalo - Medieval Times Waitress
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“There was a time, not very long ago, where we lived in an enchanted world of elegant palaces and grand parties. The year was 1916, and my son, Nicholas, was the czar of Imperial Russia.”
Dame Angela Lansbury - The Dowager Empress Marie

“This is History. Distance yourselves. Our perspective on the past alters.”
Stephen Campbell Moore - Tom Irwing

“Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it has been faced. History is not the past. It is the present. We carry our history with us. We are our history. If we pretend otherwise, we literally are criminals.”
James Baldwin - Self

“I love the idea of history and the idea that we may have the opportunity to learn from our past mistakes.”
Cary Elwes