“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.”
Alice Playten - Blix

“They can't make food hot enough for me.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil is a super recipe.
I hardy need to mention that it's practically free!”
Jane Leeves - Ladybug

“Bok choy has great texture. Like alien flesh.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler