“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“- April O'Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
- Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke.”
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.”
Alice Playten - Blix

“They can't make food hot enough for me.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla