“Simon Birch” quotes(1998)
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“Simon Birch” Quotes 14 quotes
“I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice, not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother's death, but because he is the reason I believe in God.”
“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
“Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.”
“The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.”
“- Simon Birch: What does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
- Rev. Russell: They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and talk about up coming events.”
“- Joe Wenteworth: My balls just turned to prunes!
- Simon Birch: My balls just turned to raisins!”
“Sex makes people crazy.”
“If God's made the church bake sale a priority, we're in a lot of trouble.”
“I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse, no matter how good they are.”
“What I want to do and what I do are two separate things. If we all went around doing what we wanted all the time, there'd be chaos.”
“- Rev. Russell: What are you doing sitting in a corner?
- Simon Birch: Thinking about God.
- Rev. Russell: In a corner?
- Simon Birch: Faith is not in a floor plan.”
“When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.”