“- Lt. A.K. Waters: Our report said the entire presidential family was executed.
- Arthur Azuka: Your report was incorrect.”
“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
- Clark Griswold: Hey you can't prove that Russ.”
- Vince Larkin: [while in the surveillance truck] That's William Bedford, aka "Billy Bedlam".
- Smoke: The mass murderer?
- Vince Larkin: The same. He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog.
“If I kill my nephew, would it be murder or charity?”