“- Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
- Shorty: Aw, naw son! Not a poltergeist! What's a poltergeist?”
Christopher Masterson - Buddy
Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Lars Larson: You have to go home. There's some kind of emergency at the trailer park.
- Amber Atkins: Relax, that's my ma's code for bring home milk and a carton of Lucky's.
- Lars Larson: No, Loretta called; there's been a fire!”
Tom Gilshannon - Lars Larson
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to?”
Laurel Cronin - Maida Gillespie

“- Kate: What was that? That sounded important.
- Luc Teyssier: The pilot said there is a crack in the engine, but not to worry, he'll take off anyway.”

Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy