“- Skip: Yah man, I mean those boys are gettin' too big for their boots man.
- Billy Z: Whatever you say, Skip.
- Skip: Aw man c'mon, don't you get it? Those kids are gettin' offers man.
- Billy Z: So why don't you cut 'em in on some of the profits?
- Skip: What profits dickhead? This is a surf shop!”

Heath Ledger - Skip
Elden Henson - Billy Z

“I've been kicked off the track team, and without track my grades will be based on... my grades.”
Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two.”
Ricky Tomlinson - Mike Bassett

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“You're either with me or against me. There's no third position.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig