“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“I drink. And when I drink, I move in the wrong direction.”
Faye Dunaway - Wanda Wilcox

“We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“We people who are in the bar busies, we don't spend much time looking a the clock on the wall. We do what we do best - drinking and burying the blues.”
Ruby Wilson - Josie Martin

“- Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
- Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
- Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.”
Clint Howard - Paco
Allen Covert - Walter