“We people who are in the bar busies, we don't spend much time looking a the clock on the wall. We do what we do best - drinking and burying the blues.”
Ruby Wilson - Josie Martin

“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“I drink. And when I drink, I move in the wrong direction.”
Faye Dunaway - Wanda Wilcox

“We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns