“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?”
Emily Hamilton - Sam
Noah Taylor - Danny

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

How millions of sperm... competed for a single egg, not the other way around. Men would make love with any number of women... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth