“Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold

“- Don Vito Corleone: Tell me, do you spend time with your family?
- Johnny Fontane: Sure I do.
- Don Vito Corleone: Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone
Al Martino - Johnny Fontane

“A man's gonna do anything for his family.”
Ed Harris - Eddie Lorenzo

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner