“Who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!”

Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman

“- Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
- Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean not fat. Definitely not fat. Is this sort of you're looking for?
- Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Fred

“- Kool: Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.
- Buffy: I know what you mean.”

Damon Wimbley - Kool
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.”
Tim Robbins - Mike