“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari

“When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual.”
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema

“- Noxeema: When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen.
- Vida: Thank you.
- Noxeema: And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!”
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema
Patrick Swayze - Vida

“- Carol Ann: Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's Apple.
- Vida: Then, then you know?
- Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's Apple.”
Stockard Channing - Carol Ann
Patrick Swayze - Vida

“Vida, I do not think of you as a man and I do not think of you as a woman.
[pause]
I think of you as an angel.”

Stockard Channing - Carol Ann