“I'm done tryin' to convert you heathens. You mind if I continue invading Germany?”

Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“- Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
- Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.”
Ben Affleck - Bartleby
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.”
D'Army Bailey - Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“You know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought.”
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“I'm not a religious person, but I do believe there's a place for human remains, and it's not on a shelf in a government building.”
Daniel Kash - Dr. Dreyfuss