“- Clouseau: Tell me about her.
- Ponton: I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world. What about yourself?
- Clouseau: No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman.”

Steve Martin - Clouseau
Jean Reno - Ponton

“- Nina Barona: I'm a little better than you think, Mr. O'Brien.
- Bill O'Brien: That wouldn't be hard.”
Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Bill O'Brien

“Those are desperate words of a loser, maybe Matt Wilson was right about you all along.”
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“You're a cool guy, Troy. But not for the reasons your friends think.”
Vanessa Hudgens - Gabriella Montez

“I'm a very difficult person, but I take comfort in the fact that God made me that way.”

Ed Harris - Ludwig van Beethoven