“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
Maurice Chevalier

“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”
George Burns

“First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful.”
Diana Cooper

“Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.”
Sir Michael Caine

“A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.”
Maurice Chevalier