“Kids are great for a comedian, because kids are funny without even trying to be funny.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you're fictional, so who cares? I'm sorry. But I don't find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“Nobody realizes how valuable it is until they only have one left.”
James Spader - Lee Woods

“Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.”
James Earl Jones - Mr. Mertle