“...my eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I licked!”

Jeremy Suarez - Koda

“- Real Toby: I think one might be lime. One might be like mint.
- Real Harvey: You can tell that by just looking at them?
- Real Toby: Not me. I have to put it in my mouth first.”

Toby Radloff - Real Toby
Harvey Pekar - Real Harvey

“If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, it doesn't need salt. It's just a fact.”
Christopher Walken - J-Man

“I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse, no matter how good they are.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“I love a woman who eats raw meat.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy