“You humans have so many emotions! You only need two: anger and confusion!”
Ted Danson - Michael

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Tracy Lord: How do I look?
- Seth Lord: Like a queen. Like a goddess.
- Tracy Lord: And do you know how I feel?
- Seth Lord: How?
- Tracy Lord: Like a human. Like a human being.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
John Halliday - Seth Lord

“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“There is sadness in being a man... but it is a proud thing, too. And out of the suffering and the starvation and the wrong and the right, a new thing has come: a free man.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster