“- Julian: I mean, come on. Can't you tell when I'm telling the truth?
- Benjamin Wells: No. Trust was the first thing you ruined.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells

“You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm