“- Harold Lee: Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man?
- Kumar Patel: Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech no one's going to shut me up.”
John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“Danel is our man. Lincoln freed the slaves. Mr. Danel is back in the trade and doing very well at it.”
Addison Richards - Jackson

“Living alone has its compensations. Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika.”

Lucile Watson - Mrs. Morehead

“A house divided against itself cannot stand. The government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.”
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“- Abu: How can you be so ungrateful?
- Djinn: Grateful? Slaves are not grateful. Not for their freedom!”
Sabu - Abu
Rex Ingram - Djinn