“On any given Sunday your either gonna win or lose. The point is: can you win or lose like a man?”
Al Pacino - Tony D'Amato

“Gentlemen, we are facing the biggest disaster in the history of Cincinnati Bank & Trust. Worse, gentlemen, than losing the Super Bowl.”
David Landon - Bank Pres. Rutherford

“A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.”
Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“As someone once said, there's a difference between a failure and a fiasco.”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“You gotta embrace your worthlessness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Costner...”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus