“Hello? I'm opening the door, if you want to stop what you're doing and put your clothes on!”

Susan Blanchard - Kelly

“- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
- Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Harry Burns: Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
- Sally Albright: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
- Harry Burns: Which part?
- Sally Albright: What I'm wearing.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
- Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?”
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest