“Americans were the first to walk on the moon. But the Russians were the first to take images...”
Elya Baskin - Cosmonaut Dimitri

“Red Forman-Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty Forman-Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, a lot of
Mimosas.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller