“- Joy: Oh, come on! It could be worse...
- Disgust: Yeah Joy, we could be lying on the dirty floor in a bag.”

Amy Poehler - Joy
Mindy Kaling - Disgust

“- Eric Murphy: We can't finish the movie without money.
- Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
- Eric Murphy: You're funny.”
Kevin Connolly - Eric
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold

“I can't, can I? I'm a club owner. You know what I mean? I can pick a nice model, all right, in a nice colour, but I'm not very good at anything else. I'm not a mechanic, am I? I'm more of a... a gangster.”

Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“- Lady Mouse: Is this the home of the famous Basil of Baker Street?
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Indeed it is, miss. You look as if you're in some kind of trouble.
- Lady Mouse: Oh, I am. I am.
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Then you have come to precisely the right place.”
Shani Wallis - Lady Mouse
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson

“I was always taught that when someone needs help, you help them. Unless there's trouble.”
Essex Smith - Walter Jones