“- Edna 'E' Mode: This is a horrible suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!
- Bob Parr: Wait, what do you mean? You designed it.
- Edna 'E' Mode: I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.”
Brad Bird - Edna 'E' Mode
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“- Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter's wife] She's a lovely lady.
- Walter: She's getting old.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, women age like... like fine wine.
- Walter: She's aging like milk!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“- Margaret Lord: We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
- Tracy Lord: We just picked the wrong first husband.”
Mary Nash - Margaret Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“To hardly know him is to know him well. And perhaps it offends my vanity to have anyone who is even remotely my wife re-marry so obviously beneath her.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“Husbands expect their wives to keep their figures.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker