“- Col. Nick Alexander: Did anyone ever tell you that you have beautiful legs?
- Bartender: Oh, Nick! You can't see them from here.
- Col. Nick Alexander: No, but I do have a good imagination. Actually I'm just trying to be nice.”
Lee Marvin - Col. Nick Alexander
Elki Jacobs - Bartender

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Would anyone like... a peanut?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun