“- Adam Levy: I cheese sandwich you.
- Kate Welles: I cheese sandwich you too.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“Nick, do you like basgetti?”

Jonny Brugh - Deacon

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: Sometimes I think I'd prefer a rival of flesh-and-blood.
- Kane: Oh Emily, I don't spend that much time on the newspaper.
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: It isn't just the time. It's what you print - attacking the President.”
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane
Orson Welles - Kane